Programmer top 10 sentences

Eccovi un divertentissimo post in cui sono elencate le 10 frasi più comuni che chiunque abbia programmato nella sua vita ha certamente detto!!
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1.- WTF!

The most repeated sentence in code reviews…
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2.- It works in my machine!

We all have used this one when blamed for some error…

3.- D’oh!

- Hi Homer, have you removed the debug code from production?

4.- It will be ready tomorrow.

The problem with this sentence is that we use it again the next day, and the next day, and the next day…

5.- Have you tried turning it off and on again?

The TV series ”The It Crowd” have helped to make this one even more popular…

6.- Why?

Why do we keep asking why?

7.- Is not a bug, it’s a feature.

- It restarts twice a day?!! Well that makes sure that the temporary files get deleted!

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8.- That code is crap.

All code is crap except mine.

9.- My code is compiling…

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10.- No, I don’t know how to fix the microwave.

For some reason, non technical people use to think that every thing with buttons can be fixed by a programmer…